Shitposting Central — Phil's Shower Thoughts

Phil's Shower Thoughts

I didn't know how many of my FB friends were experts on gorillas/zoo-keeping until this week.

In order to know how easy it is to steal candy from a baby, someone had to have stolen candy from a baby...

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We're all just a grown up wad of spooge.

If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other.

It's not any more sexist to expect women to put the toilet seat back up when they're done as it is to as a man to put the toilet seat down.